I have this problem caused by my illness. extremely poor balance I take a fall at least once a week. I don't tell my wife because I have roof work and tree trimming to do. I also have to take two doses a day of this monster laxative,(it removes ammonia from my blood stream)Trouble is it doesn't prewarn.So I have a foot in the big trash can stamping down the leaves when the sudden urge hits.Now I have to put full power to the pucker muscles and try to lift my leg up and out. Needless to say, lost my balance fell backwards with muscles at full lock and land right on my back. blew my hat five feet. Got up in horrible pain,thought sure I had burst my colon or broke my back. I headed for the restroom as normal as I could act. Unbelievably I was uninjured or soiled.I am getting tired of falling down it hurts like a bitch! Dsn
That's the trouble with farting after taking a laxative you just don't know what the outcome will be. Sounds like you were lucky this time, maybe a job as a toilet attendant might be a bit safer than roofing as you wouldn't have so far to fall and the bog would be at hand.
Jeez, Dan, couldn't you have just used a broom or something to pack down the leaves! Roof work and tree trimming are things I'd be giving a miss with those laxatives on board. Anyway, glad to hear you're OK and still getting on. All my fingers and toes are crossed for you, buddy...
If you fall off the roof just release the pucker muscles while your vertical & you'll do a jet pack climb back up to where you started , or make sure that bin of leaves is there http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E81KQ7u3-7s If your off to one side by a few degrees you'll shoot across the street Just beware of fans , terrible if they come together Stu
My Gosh, what are you fooling around with lanterns for? Sounds to me like you need to stay away from any open flame!!
Now tonight the neighbor landscaper brought me home a huge saw pole.Mine was thirty feet.I have to go for an MRI first thing in the morning and then we will see what kinda trouble we can get into.I have to catch up with this yard work for my wife if nothing else. if I don't make it thru this it would leave my wife in a predicament.
Dan, you'll do your wife only grief if you hurt yourself more. BE CAREFUL, and if you have the means, maybe hire some help? Take care, Al
By the sound of it, it will leave you in a predicament. Don't worry about the wife, being in trouble is a married mans natural state!
I don't tell her when I fall if I can avoid it. I got the tree trimming done over the house. I waited till she went to the store and knocked down the dead pine tree. I had to top it to avoid having it contact the 600volt feeder line on top of the utility pole. tommorow it,s MRI time. I get a disability check that does'nt leave room for tree surgeons
