How long do you think this mantle will last?

As seen on eBay Australia:

 

Possible a while if they get the top positioned right. Gonna be hard to sleep with that running in the bedroom though

 

...and it somehow manages to stay on.

Where do all those safety guards go? - there must be a mountain of them somewhere...

 

David

They are with your missing socks and that socket spanner that was just the right size...

 

Yep...

 

The night gremlins convert them into wire coat hangers

 

This highly trained team of experts are searching the country for the missing guards, although one of them hasn't quite got the hang of it yet.

 

Everything is crushed and bulgy - how did those springs survive

Claus C

 

Probably not much else left of the car but although hard to see it in this optimised photo there is what looks like a Rover car grill complete with the number plate, just above blondies right shoulder (left as you look at her/him)