Another Joke

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  1. Bob M

    Bob M R.I.P.

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    "INTERESTING PHILOSOPHY"

    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
    for 2 months.. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
    pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
    this to you? I want to know!'

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
    Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
    with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
    Ferrari and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
    tells them: 'Good morning , your daughter has informed me of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
    charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
    of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari,
    2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
    account. If a boy is born , my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
    $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
    $2,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
    At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,
    places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.

    "You gonna try again!" :D/
     
  2. adelcoro

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    ah ah ah ah ......funny , real funny!
     
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  4. Kenny Connolly

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    LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

    Kenny,,,
     
  5. colemanoholic

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    HE HE HE!
     
  6. DaveD

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    good one
     

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