The Ashes

Tony, Tony, I hope you're tucked up in bed and not watching this!

 

Instructions to Aussies:-



Mind you, England are still to bat so don't give up hope just yet...

 

Que passa ?

 

The only Aussie ashes I get is when the wife says the fire box needs cleaning.
Bob .

 

I'm certainly not watching it and I suppose tomorrow our dollar will make parity with New Zealand.

With an English cricket mad co-worker, tomorrow is not going to be a good day.

 

What cricket??!!!!

 

Australia woke up to front page photos of our cricket humiliation because they were all out before the print deadline!

 

Seen outside Trent Bridge earlier:-

 

STILL talking about this? Talk about milkin' it.

 

Very good, David.

Unfortunately for the UK economy, Australians will be unable to travel to your country for years because of the shame of this.

Tony

 

Jeez, that's going to have serious repercussions, Tony - where will just about every pub within 100 miles radius of London get its casual bar staff...

 

... New Zealand????