Basecamp

Mind you, I think Southerners say the same thing about Geordies who descend upon them!

 

My late father always insisted that the North-South divide was the central reservation of the M4 Motorway.

 

No, I think it's the River Tees...

 

Nope ! Its Watford

 

OK, south of the Tees and north of Watford is obviously 'The Midlands' - that makes sense...